First Werewolf: Am I late for dinner?
Second Werewolf: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
The werewolf was making a terrible noise last
night. Ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he
can sing.
How did the werewolf cure his sore throat? He
spent all day gargoyling.
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu,
sir?
Werewolf: No thanks, just bring me the passenger
list.
What do single young female werewolves do at
parties ?
They go around looking for edible bachelors!
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing
machine?
A wash-and-wear-wolf.
What's big, furry, dangerous and has eight wheels?
A werewolf on roller-skates.
Second Werewolf: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
The werewolf was making a terrible noise last
night. Ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he
can sing.
How did the werewolf cure his sore throat? He
spent all day gargoyling.
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu,
sir?
Werewolf: No thanks, just bring me the passenger
list.
What do single young female werewolves do at
parties ?
They go around looking for edible bachelors!
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing
machine?
A wash-and-wear-wolf.
What's big, furry, dangerous and has eight wheels?
A werewolf on roller-skates.
