How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his
monster?
On a piece rate.
Igor: Only this morning Dr. Frankenstein completed
another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a
centipede.
Vampire: And what did he get?
Igor: We don't know--we haven't managed to catch it yet.
What did the Frankenstein monster do when he lost a
hand?
He went to the second-hand shop.
What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with the
body of a dog?
I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.
What did Frankie say when she was struck by lightning?
"Gee, that felt good!"
What do you say to a monster with two heads?
Hello, and hello to you too!
Bolt upright.
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his
monster?
On a piece rate.
Igor: Only this morning Dr. Frankenstein completed
another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a
centipede.
Vampire: And what did he get?
Igor: We don't know--we haven't managed to catch it yet.
What did the Frankenstein monster do when he lost a
hand?
He went to the second-hand shop.
What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with the
body of a dog?
I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.
What did Frankie say when she was struck by lightning?
"Gee, that felt good!"
What do you say to a monster with two heads?
Hello, and hello to you too!
