Did you hear about the witch who went to night school to
learn to read in the dark?
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi...
Why is a stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating
monster?
A purple people eater.
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which.
learn to read in the dark?
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi...
Why is a stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.
What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating
monster?
A purple people eater.
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which witch is which.
