Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite.
What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
Decoffinated...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
He couldn't find any dloob...
What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
Veinilla.
First Human Boy: I can lift a monster with one hand.
Second Human Boy: Bet you can't!
First Human Boy: Find me a monster with one hand and
I'll prove it.
First Vampire: That pretty girl over there just rolled her
eyes at me.
Second Vampire: Well you'd better roll them back to her,
she might need them...
